24 May 2012
DOG: did you call me? I'm busy
Just got a text from the neighbour. STOP TWATTING AROUND
DOG: I'm NOT. SHES LYING
Shall I forward you her text?
DOG: YES
"Your stupid pug just ran through my garden with a bath towel wrapped around his head. Wtf?"
DOG: OMFG THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ANYBODY
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