28 May 2012
DOG: when we meet people stop saying "this is my dog"
WTF do you want me to say?
DOG: say NOTHING, your my butler. That is all.
Right, what do I call you?
DOG: MASTER WOOFINGTON VON BARKSHIRE
Sir SQUISHY FACE the 1st.
DOG: VON BARKSHIRE
SQUISHY FACE
DOG: YOUR DEAD TO ME
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