29 May 2012
DOG: tip top day. Made a new enemy
Stop. Making. Enemies.
DOG: he drives around in a van playing music to LURE KIDS INTO HIS WEB OF EVIL
He sells ICE CREAM.
DOG: YEAH? WELL BATDOG SELLS BARKS AND HE JUST BOUGHT A LOAD OF THEM
Ohh Scraaarrry. Now stop acting like a psycho twat monkey.
DOG: practising stealth attack
Don't break anything
DOG: broke everything..... quietly
Texts From My Dog 64 • Opuss № I