31 May 2012
DOG: How's your day going?
Boring. How's your day?
DOG: AWESOME. Tired now
Running up and down the stairs again?
DOG: no, just put on R.Kelly's 'Bump and Grind' and had sex with your pillow
THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. STOP HAVING SEX WITH MY STUFF
Texts From My Dog 65 • Opuss № I