1 June 2012
DOG: buy me a drum kit
No.
DOG: buy me a drum kit
NO
DOG: if I played the drums, we could be RICH
Dogs do not play drums
DOG: that's what you said about texting. Look how that turned out
YES. LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT
DOG: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID DOUCHEBAG
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