13 April 2012
DOG: how long til u be home?
Told you I'll be in at 7. You ready for walkies!?
DOG: YES. CAN WE TAKE THE BALL
You want the ball?
DOG: YES!
Who wants the ball
DOG: ME. GIVE ME THE BALL
You really want the ball?
DOG: YES! BALL
DOG: Well done. I've wet myself
HA!
DOG: I'm on your bed
FUCK SAKE
Texts From My Dog 7 • Opuss № I