15 June 2012
DOG: Come and untie me
I'm in the shop. I'll be out in a minute.
DOG: COME AND UNTIE ME IMMEDIATELY
Be PATIENT
DOG: THERE IS A CHILD STROKING ME
DOG: SHE SAID 'WHO'S A GOOD GIRL?'
Are you a good girl?
DOG: I AM BATDOG. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Texts From My Dog 74 • Opuss № I