23 June 2012
DOG: have you noticed how I don't lift my leg when I wee?
Because you fall over
DOG: no
Yes. I saw you try it once. You FELL OVER
DOG: That was a COMBAT ROLL
DOG: I thought I heard a GUNSHOT
It's because you're a bit fat
DOG: what's 'FAT' ?
It happens when you eat to much food
DOG: Fat sounds AWESOME. LET'S GET FAT
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