25 June 2012
DOG: Mr Postman's just made his delivery...
Leave him alone
DOG: he thinks he's going to get away with it
Leave. Him. Alone
DOG: I'm in the passenger seat of his car
GET OUT OF THE CAR
DOG: dude, chill
DOG: I saw a dinosaur do this in Jurassic Park
Texts From My Dog 77 • Opuss № I