28 June 2012
What the hell are you doing to our neighbours cat, she just text me?
DOG: the old lady next door called me ADORABLE
FFS let it go
DOG: BATDOG IS NOT ADORABLE
DOG: BATDOG IS THE CANINE INCARNATION OF FEAR
LET IT GO YOU PSYCHO
DOG: I DID, AFTER SMACKING HER CAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER
DOG: NOW IM EATING YOUR TOOTHPASTE
Don't you dare!
DOG: NOM NOM NOM,
I HATE YOUR STUPID FACE
DOG: MY FACE LOOKS LIKE A MINTY MOON NOW...
DOG: BETTER CLEAN UP... ON YOUR BED
I hope it stings your eyes.
Texts From My Dog 79 • Opuss № I