1 July 2012
STOP BARKING IM TRYING TO SLEEP
DOG: I'm doing the twilight bark
Like in 101 Dalmatians? That's a REAL thing?
DOG: duh, yeah
Who are you talking to?
DOG: Ted the Terrier next door
What did he say?
DOG: "YO MAMMA'S SO FAT SHE WEARS A HULA HOOP FOR A COLLAR"
Texts From My Dog 80 • Opuss № I