14 April 2012
DOG: you hear me barking?
DOG: what if they was a burglar in the house and your just ignoring me
Is there a burglar in the house?
DOG: I hope not.
Well then, go to sleep.
DOG: I can't. I think I heard something outside.
Theres nobody outside! It's 2 am. GO TO SLEEP!
DOG: my hearing is 400 times better than yours.
That sounds like a bit of an exaggeration.
DOG: I'm BATDOG
DOG: I need out the back for a busy.
FUCK SAKE!
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