Why

@Gorgieboy

Raindrops keep falling on my head.. I think its about time I got that roof repaired. :).

@iamdaniellaw

Tummy

I have an upset tummy today. I don't like this..

@AlexMurray

To All My Followers

As I am sure many of you have seen my Opuss "Please like and share" I am taking into effect what I promised.

@mrsaunders

The worst situation a person can be in is one in which he or she is accused of some heinous, yet is completely innocent, battling a crowd of cynical judges..

@doctormarten

Why do I get notifications but not see them on my profile?.

@Jatt

I wish I had my dog's superpower of staring at people until they do things for me..

@leeanne

Body Parts!

Why when asked do people lie about what their favourite body part on themselves is. Be HONEST. Its your crotch!.

@RDE

Dubstep

Alien 1: Did you send the death threat to earth yet. Alien 2: Yes, they started dancing around and called it 'dubstep'.