Narnia

@Odd

The strange moment when you realise you spent £10 on raw chicken breasts... And you have no idea how too cook it..

@zooandroo

Pancake Joke

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes!.

@1Jessicaholl

Butter

Did you hear the joke about the butter. I can't tell you, you might spread it!.

@albisher

How do you make a milkshake. Creep up behind a cow and say BOO!.

@nixaday

Strawberrys is my drug & coffie....

@Florentino

Waffles

A person which loves not, likes not and wants not a waffle may burn in hell - WaffleGod.

@inkysword

[read out loud] Two peanuts walked down the street and one was a salted..

@finnthehuman

Lobsters

The thing about lobsters is this: Even though they are the cockroaches of the sea, if you pet ther wet, shiny gray shell, they fall asleep. And if you pet something, you tend to name it.