@Florentino

Waffles

A person which loves not, likes not and wants not a waffle may burn in hell - WaffleGod.

@inkysword

[read out loud] Two peanuts walked down the street and one was a salted..

@awesomeannie

Gummy Bears

My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing they can't fight back when you bite their heads off..

@albisher

What happens when two burgers fall in love. They live together in holy meaimony!.

@albisher

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball. He throws four meatballs!.

@albisher

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road. Answer: Because the rooster egged her on..

@albisher

What do you eat at a church supper. Hymn-burgers!.

@nixaday

Strawberrys is my drug & coffie....