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How do we know that hamburgers love classic music. They're often found at the Metropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!.

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Question: What does mummy hen call her baby. Answer: Eggs-tra special.

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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country.

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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice. Why. Do I look like one?.

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink. Gravi-tea!.

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What is a hamburger's favorite story. Hansel and Gristle!.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football. Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!.

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What do you call two rows of cabbages. A dual cabbageway!.