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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice. Why. Do I look like one?.

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink. Gravi-tea!.

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What is a hamburger's favorite story. Hansel and Gristle!.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football. Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!.

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers. Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!.

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About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to..

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do. Keeps everyone away..

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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country.