@albisher

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do. Keeps everyone away..

@albisher

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion. The POTTED ones!.

@LukaB

Dear Food

Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat....

@albisher

What is Noah's favorite fruit. Pears (pairs)!.

@albisher

What looks just like half a loaf of bread. Its other half..

@octon20

Just Eat It!

The ice cream box reads "store in a cool and dry place". Ironically, it always ends up getting stored in a "flexible and dark place" Burp !.

@Diddle

Pie

Just on facebook... Me: yeah, I'm having pie Loo: what's that ?. Me: ... U don't no what pie is?.

@albisher

About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to..