Churchill

@MrKazan

To all men who say: “A woman’s place is in the kitchen,” just remember that’s where the knives are kept. Anonymous.

@SianRLD

Tedious Bacon

Dull pig. What a boar..

@Dovahkiin

Pac-Man

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean, if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music".

@Isadora

The Past

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

@taffy01

Dumb Dogs

If curiosity killed the cat, then cluelessness must have killed the dog..

@taffy01

Never

Never say never. Oops.

@Mr_Coolio

IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!.

@written

Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. So when you do judge them, you'll be a mile away and have new shoes..