29 May 2012
So this lawyers on a long train journey and is sitting next to a blonde. Deciding to waste some of the time, the lawyer proposes a game. He says "If I ask you a question and you get it wrong you owe me 5 dollars but if you ask me a question I don't know the answer to I owe you 1000. We take it in turns, ok?".
The blonde agrees and the lawyer asks her the distance between the sun and the earth. The blonde silently hands him 5 dollars and then asks a question which is immediately answered. This goes on for a while until the blonde asks "what has 6 feet on monday, 3 on wednesday and can't fly?". The lawyer is bamboozled and after an hour of research and phone calls the lawyer gives up and hands the blonde 1000 dollars. The blonde smiles and sits there silently. The impatient lawyer says "Well, what is it?!". The blonde slowly gives the lawyer 5 dollars.
Lawyer vs Blonde • Opuss № I