27 May 2012
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde agree to have a televised race across the english channel to see who the fastest swimmer. A breaststroke race is agreed and off they go. The redhead, after 3 hours turns up on the beach to a crowd cheering her, and redheads are crowned the winners. The brunette turns up 20 minutes later but is still cheered and they agree brunettes are second best and blondes are the worst. 3 more hours later everyone is worried and expecting the worst as the blonde hasn't turned up. However 5 minutes after they issue a search of the channel, the blonde crawls up the beach and collapses, exhausted. The other 2 girls rush to her side where she shouts with wheezing breath "You bloody cheats you used your arms!"
Swimming • Opuss № I