eggy2000

Is just me or is it damn hot today?!

Opuss № I

What does reposting mean?? I have no idea what it is!!

Reposting • Opuss № I

One day, Dracula was walking down the street, when a scotch egg hit him. He turned around and there was no-one there. So he carried on walking. Then a sandwich hit him. He turned around and there was no-one there. He carried on walking. …

The Vampire Slayer.... • Opuss № I

Miss: Alan you've got your shoes on the wrong feet!! Alan: But Miss these are the only feet I've got!!

Shoes • Opuss № I

Who ever invented the knock, knock joke should win a no-bell prize!!!!!

Knock, Knock • Opuss № I

Live life as it comes.........or little monsters will come while you are sleeping and feast on your brains!! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa

Opuss № I

Knock, knock, Who's there, Apple.. Knock, knock, Who's there, Apple.. Knock, knock, Who's there, Apple.. Knock, knock, Who's there, Orange, Orange who, Orange you glad I got rid of all those apple

Opuss № I

I tired to do stand up comedy but I got tired so I had to sit down.

Stand-up Comedy • Opuss № I