22 May 2012
One day, Dracula was walking down the street, when a scotch egg hit him. He turned around and there was no-one there. So he carried on walking.
Then a sandwich hit him. He turned around and there was no-one there. He carried on walking. Then an apple hit him on the head and he fell to the floor. He looked up and a figure was walking up to him. He asked her what her name was. She said.... "I am 'Buffet' the vampire slayer"
The Vampire Slayer.... • Opuss № I