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@happysingingboy

What Am I?

I run but never walk. I have a mouth but never speak....

@Noonington

Thought of the Day

What if vampires actually enjoy the taste of garlic. Because then everybody who thought they were protecting themselves are actually flavouring their blood for vampires..

@kilico1

Clear

Just to clear things up, I am completely against claiming other peoples work, so please do not claim that I am copying. If I have posted something that is not mine, I will put who wrote it.

@lindachams

Dreaming To Sleep

I just woke up. I cannot sleep more than 7 AM. It is extremely anoying cause I sleep at midnight and 7 hours is nt enough for my body compared to the 9 hours of work I do everyday.

@PineappleExplosive

Seeing enough trolls in a forum to start a fantasy novel..

@magnumgirl

Rhinos

Rhinos are in fact just short tubby unicorns..

@RebeccaVisible

Big Kid

If you want your change, you'll just have to reach in there and grab it. Don't sit around pissed, complaining. Come over here and get it yourself. Don't be a kid about it. If you want me, just take...

@moanilsson

Morsdag!

Idag är det morsdag och jag ska snart hem och fira mamma. Men först ska jag ner på stan och köpa lite blommor och en present. Jag vet inte riktigt vad jag ska köpa en. Lite panik....