Beautiful Things

@mushyprin

Phone Operator

Phone voice: Please leave a message after the tone. You: *sigh* Phone: Beeeep You: How rude. *You cut off the phone* A few days later. Phone:you have one message.

@JazzCav

Lovers From Lenesco

-Forgive me Madame, or should I say Madamoiselle. -I beg your pardon I'm afraid I don't happen to know you. -And I'm afraid I don't know you either. -Then neither of us know each other. -Exactly.

@seanlloyd

Picnic

Setting 1-Stuck inside a house, bored. Mum: (softly) It's a great day, how about we go for a picnic. Jenny: (excitedly) Oh boy. I'd love to go for a picnic. Sam: (excitedly) Yea' that sounds great.

@LochlainnMcKenna

The Wrong Side

John: You seem upset. Joanna: Fuck off. John: What side of your bed is the wrong side. Joanna: What. John: And what side did you say you woke up on?.

@tigerocks123

The House To The Write

Makayla:Hey,what are you guys and girls doing on Friday. Kenzzie:No,my mom and I are going on a trip to Indiana. Cody:Sure,why not. Emma:With Cody. Amy:What do we bring.

@squeezylemons5

Talking

Man: hello Woman: hello, what's your name. Man: my name is man, what's yours. Woman: mine is woman Tada!!!!.

@TechyGeorge

The Mirror Performance

Person: Hello Mirror: Hello Person: Stop copying what I do and say. Mirror: Stop copying what I do and say. Person: I'm going to kill you. Mirror: I'm going to kill you. Person: AAAAAHHHHH!!.

@thelivjay

"The stars move still, time runs, the clock will strike, the Devil will come, and Faustus must be damn'd. O, I'll leap up to my God. Who pulls me down.