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The Carvers Wife

Flynn once had an enormous wang
All day he would let it hang
Then one day, saw his wife
And she carried a knife
No longer does Flynn get to bang

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Comments & Feedback (4)

@eddie12309 @patdolan I couldn't let you guys have all the fun😄😂🍺🍺

@evilfingerz another good one, like always

@jrhuff5 thank you for the compliment 🍺🍺😘

@evilfingerz your welcome. 😉❤🍸

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