bastards

@welshgirl44

Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's the highest form of humour!.

@OneDirectionInfection

Me And My Mom

Mom: "Nanna, you love everything about them right. But if i show you a picture of them when you are 30 you will say..." Me: "Look children its your father and his friends" Mom: "What?" Me: "What?".

@KittenPaws

Talk About A Contradiction

"Too many chefs spoil the broth," and " Many hands make light work." Two contradicting proverbs. Typical. What advice are you meant to follow??.

@Kathyc

A Text Conversation

*Lauren sends a rather odd photo in group messages* Rachel: lol Me: omg Rachel: ikr Me: kmn Rachel: y. Me: idk.

@ewieanggoro

"a walk in the woods always helps me relax and release tension. the fact that i am dragging a body is entirely irrelevant".

@silkylines

Quotes1

A laugh is another way of saying "be my friend".

@KeepDreaming

Life needs to learn to make its own lemonade because one day someone's going to get mad and poison it..

@ewieanggoro

i heard that god never sleeps... neither does devil...and i am not sure which one i am.