Today in chemistry class my friend was talking to a jerk. The jerk was talking about his girlfriend and was saying that my friends didn't have one. Then I said out loud to the class... That's great that you have a girlfriends but she only has 67 protons. The whole class turned to the Periodic table chart in the back of the room. My teacher was the first to laugh.
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