2 January 2013
No offence to religious people but if you saw him you would stop in your tracks too! True story
Now I believe in the return of The Lord! Was sitting at home all depressed and bored
Decided to go round to the gym for a bit And guess who i saw? Some long haired bearded git!
I have no doubt it was Jesus in a tracksuit With Nike air crucifixions,top of the range boot!
I asked him oh lord have you come to save us? He said piss off I'm late for my bus!
Wasn't expecting bad language from him And really didnt think he would be a member of my gym!
Just goes to show you never know who's around Jesus in the gym trying to lose a few pounds!
Back In A Tracksuit • Opuss № I