16 December 2012
Part exed his reliant for a big old hearse!
The barmaid at the star pub now wears no knickers And the massage place is always full of policemen and vicars
Big bald Dave has now turned gay As he's got a nice tan not from sunbed but spray!
One of the blokes is addicted to Viagra And has spent the GDP of nicuragua! On his habit so far this year And now standing ups his greatest fear!
Hear so much gossip in a short space of time Although I wonder what they would make of mine!
Barber Shop Gossip Part 2 • Opuss № I