5 November 2012
Just bought a dog from cross channel Terry
The size of a bear and brown and hairy
Massive paws and stands up tall and growls
In the back garden it snorts and prowls
Just rang Terry up and asked where oh where
Terry mate where did you get this doggy bear?
He got it from Canada with a job lot of Mounties hats
He said he also got some very large angry cats!
Mate i don't think this is a dog at all
And domestic cats are usually quite small
Terry i don't want to alarm you you prat
But run away quickly and hide from those cats!
Bear Faced Cheek • Opuss № I