28 May 2012
Big John was a small short man
But if you upset him he became desperate dan
Size of a child with the heart of a lion
Once beat up an ice cream man for scratching his ford Orion
Saw him tackle men at least twice his size
Once he lost his temper inflicting pain was his prize
But to his friends he was never cold
A short man with a massive heart of gold
This poem is actually true and John is my best mate
But if he finds out I called him short he'll use me as fish bait!!
Big Little John • Opuss № I