23 June 2012
Everywhere I looked there were owls in vans
I even saw one doing doughnuts for his fans
Run away quick! I shouted to the group
The owls are killers and I need cup a soup
Just in case the bearded man decides to show
Come on people it's time to go
The vets are coming in bikinis and thong
They said on the phone they won't be too long
They just had to prepare some super owl harpoons
They said to defend ourselves with knives,forks and spoons
Till they get here cutlery is our only chance
Bust a move owls, it's time to dance
The crowd ran away and left me on my own
With my dessert spoons and large feathered clones
I started to throw my spoons of extreme danger
Then a car screeched to a stop,a voice 'hello stranger'
It was a Beautifull vet in a long white coat
'Jump in handsome' it's time to scoot
Before those owls begin to sing and hoot
There's a hundred vets just a few minutes away
With expertise and weapons to win this,let's pray
Let's hide somewhere quiet for a while till its clear
I got something to show you under my coat right here!.....
Bikini Vets 2 • Opuss № I