23 June 2012
She opened her coat to reveal a surprise
Bikini bottoms,stockings up to her thighs!
And round her waist a utility belt
I cannot explain to you exactly how I felt!
On the belt were grenades and bits
I'm Trying hard not to look at her...
'you like?' she said with a wicked grin
'can I see your weapon?' she said 'before we begin'
I pulled out my spoons as quick as a flash
'That's not what I meant!'she said,'oh well,let's dash'
We saw the other vets surrounding the birds
The women were sexy the men were all nerds!
They fired there harpoons to stun the creatures
While I was admiring my vets sexy features
One by the one the owls fell down asleep
The vets were chanting 'your souls mine to keep'
Within several minutes the owls were no more
My vet turned to me and said 'sorry to be a bore'
Please drop those spoons and get over here
So I can tie you up and make something clear
The owls were just a well planned smoke screen
So us vets could take over your town,we're all keen
To make this our first step in our master plan
To rule the world,every woman,child and man!....
Bikini Vets 3 • Opuss № I