19 October 2012
So I've been asked to do a calendar nude
Tastefull I think or do they want rude!
January I'll pose whilst eating a cadburys flake
November I'll be nude eating my birthday cake
February I could be standing in the cold with bits shrinking
March I could pose fist to forehead like deep thinking
April I could lay on my bed with come to bed eyes
May could be nude Morris
dancing,slapping my thighs
June I will be running naked through the hills
July naked racing driving and getting my thrills!
August is the month when I'm coming out the sea like James bond (steady ladies!)
September I'm naked fishing like a gnome in the pond
October sweeping up
Leaves and pruning my hedge (not that one)
December hanging fairy lights off my meat and veg!
Calendar Boy! • Opuss № I