22 June 2012
Didnt go walking in the woods today
So fed up of terror,away I'll stay
So I went for a walk around the small town
No danger of death by claws,teeth or drown
Then I saw him coming down the street
A bearded man with flip flops on his feet
He looked kinda angry and kinda mad
Shouting to himself 'I want it bad'
What did he want? And why the anger?
'if I don't get cup a soup soon I'm going to hang ya!'
Oh no I better have it in my toes!
Before the soupless man comes to blows!
I ran hard and fast for at least a minute
If it was Olympic 100 I'd surely win it
When I finally ran out of breath
I felt so bad so close to death!
Then I saw a familiar sight
I was back in the woods and now it was night!
I saw a horrific beast on the prowl
Omg it was nicola's owl!
It came running at me but tripped on a twig
Cant it fly? Or is it to big?
I knew my days would surely end
So I ran to the shop for cup a soup blend
Gave it to the bearded man
Then the owl appeared in a transit van!
What's going on I shouted in disbelief
Owls can't drive they have no proper feet!
For the second time that day I turned on my toes
And ran home to write of my woes
Driving birds and cup a soup fans
Now I'm scared of woods,towns and vans!
Cup A Soup Terror • Opuss № I