11 November 2012
Dci R.S.Spanx Sunday 11/11/2012 Suspect- the devil
Crime report details-
The suspect mr Jesus devil (the irony) was seen walking through a graveyard just after midnight by a young couple named - mr P.Ervert and miss W.H.Iplash,they report seeing mr Devil walking past gravestones muttering 'ill take him,she's too good,he once stole a WISPA from tesco so ill take him' whilst wearing what can only be described as a red cape and horns outfit! The young couple say mr Devil wasn't even wearing matching shoes on his horse like hoofs! They also report they saw no sign of accessories and mr Devil had most certainly not had a hairstyle makeover or manicure that day as his horns were dull and lifeless!
Conclusion- guilty as charged Sentence- eternity in heaven!
Dci R S Spanx • Opuss № I