30 October 2012

Walking down the street

And who should I meet

It's cross channel terry

Fresh back off the ferry

'wanna buy fags and beer?'

'No mate',I make it clear

'what about this new iPad?'

'That's an iPod grandad!'

'I don't need any of your shit!'

'Your such a dodgy git!'

'Oh hang on! What is that?'

A one direction mouse mat!

'I'll take it mate what cost?'

'A fiver now get lost!'

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