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Don't Need Beer

I don't need to get drunk
To show you my funk
A nice glass of water
Is really what you oughta
Join me for a drink
And see what you think
And if it still isn't clear
I'll just buy you a beer!

gazplend

@gazplend

30 something,Staffordshire, England, never judge a cover by its book.

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Comments & Feedback (34)

Well done! πŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŒŸ

this is awesome.

Well done! Let's just skip to the last line, and you can drive. πŸ˜„πŸΊπŸΊπŸΊπŸ˜²

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@ckahn @VikingHorn thankyou guys! And I always have to drive! πŸ˜πŸ‘

@nouseforaname aw thankyou so much!πŸ˜˜πŸ’

@minxyMolly thanks mols I know you like a drink or ten! 😘

@gazplend more like 1 bottle with 18% alcohol (: x

@VikingHorn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Yep, @gazplend , get the beers in - oh, and have yourself a little pomegranate presse or somethin' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@MrsS your so 1980's!! Haha love it πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@gazplend 1980s???!!! I'll take that as a compliment!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@MrsS it's a compliment if your 93 years old I suppose! Haha πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜ course it's a compliment πŸ’

@gazplend I'm 35 you cheeky beggar!!! But I have 5 sister who were all 80's chicks, so when it comes to music, 80's ROCKS IT BABY - FUNKYTOWN!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@MrsS I'm 38 so your still younger than me! In years! I was more a 90's lover,indie rave all the way 😊😘

@gazplend Me too, I did it all!!! Been so many different 'types' my head was in a spin! (Goth / rocker / indie / and...and...and...!!) no wonder I don't know myself, I'm a bit tricky to pin down! I get bored quite easily.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@gazplend and there was you taking the p... Michael!!! Watch it, Old Boy!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@MrsS yeh I got that impression about you! I'm always thinking 'man she sounds bored!' I did a bit of goth but black didn't match my eyes well so I went rave with fluorescent colours as I have fluorescent eyes! πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@MrsS old boy indeed!! I'm

@MrsS old boy indeed! I'm much younger than you in my head!! πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@gazplend @MrsS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚and you still have the shell suits don't you!!! 😘😘

@sjw @gazplend Shell suits!!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ had one of those when I was about 12 ish... It was turquoise blue all over, with white along the sleeve tops and purple birds on the shoulders... Ah..... I remember it well! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@sjw I'm wearing one now!! Makes me feel special πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜β€x

@gazplend Fluorescent eyes....... Now THAT would be something to see!!

😎😎 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@MrsS 12ish or 30ish? Be honest! πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@gazplend Hang on.... There's a word..... It's, it's.... F.......... Nope, can't quite remember it πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

@sjw @gazplend Nighty night you crazy shell suit wearing, fluorescent eyed butters πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@MrsS feck off? Flump? Flip flop? Finger of fudge? πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@MrsS haha night night sometimes bored lady in

@MrsS a shell suit πŸ˜˜πŸ’

@gazplend @MrsS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚your comments are almost better than the poem πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ night 😘😘

@gazplend @sjw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ that was supposed to be *nutters not butters!!!

@MrsS haha I wondered what a butters was!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

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