Hairy Mary your rather contrary
Smell like a tramp but dress like a fairy
Talk like a woman but walk like a man
Living inside an old transit van
One day soon you may realise
Its yourself not life that you so despise
A few simple changes could make you see
The woman that you really want to be
Your like an old cat lady without the cats
Still too young to wear big floral hats
Take a step back from your extreme hairy ways
And I'm sure you'll enjoy life and make the most of your days
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