24 May 2012
Hairy Mary works at big daves dairy
She looks like a witch but dresses like a fairy
Evenings and weekends she can often be found
Trying to free cats from the RSPCA pound
When she was young she was very old
I said to her 'look if i could be so bold'
Your dress sense just doesn't match
Your shoes are by lidl and your hairs a thatch
Pink fluffy top and trousers of fur
But if she was normal nobody would even know her
Hairy Mary • Opuss № I