The things i do to keep the peace
Cleaning out cooker all covered in grease
But at least it will give me a free day tomorrow
Instead of tonight hearing her tales of housework sorrow
It's not a big statement for me to say
A lot of women would kill for me day to day
I cook every day such meals of delight
Get kids washed and to bed every night
I wash and I dry and attempt to iron
And in between try to emulate Byron
She will be lost once I get out of here
And I will be living without any fear
Of constant nagging and do this do that
I'm still the cream but she's no longer the cat.
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