5 December 2012
12 cans of lager
11 dna tests
10 dads to choose from
9 teeth between them
8 squeezed in tracksuits
7 smack addicts
6 dunlop trainers
5 STOLEN RINGS
4 useless slags
3 gormless chavs
2 timing idiots
And a wanker who parades them on t.v.
Jeremy Kyles 12 Days Of Xmas • Opuss № I