5 December 2012

12 cans of lager

11 dna tests

10 dads to choose from

9 teeth between them

8 squeezed in tracksuits

7 smack addicts

6 dunlop trainers

5 STOLEN RINGS

4 useless slags

3 gormless chavs

2 timing idiots

And a wanker who parades them on t.v.

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