19 December 2012
For Xmas I've asked for some Kung fu shoes With my Kung fu suit i really can't lose
Anybody starts trouble with me again Will find themselves well and truly slain
I can't actually do Kung fu but I'm told Wearing Kung fu clothes makes a statement bold
Look at me I'm obviously a Kung fu king With pain I'll make you dance and sing
Kung fu clothes make me feel sexy and brave Anybody needs help I'm here to save
But please don't laugh when I show up In a dressing gown and a pair of black pumps!
Kung Fu Gaz • Opuss № I