10 November 2012
One hour in the barbers and I'm up on the news!
Hearing all the gossip and several men's views
Women's gossip has nothing on our nosey art
The barmaid at the firs wears no bra for a start!
Daves piles are getting much much worse
He can barely walk and needs to date a nurse!
Apparently there's a woman down old oak street
Who answers the door in her underwear to greet!
Jyst wishfull thinking I hear you say
But just to make sure I'm popping round later today!
There's an offer on carlsberg down the working men's club
Seems this gossip is all women,piles and pub!
Man Gossip • Opuss № I