21 June 2012
Was feeling brave so I went for a look
Back to the woods where the beast first struck
'Come on gaz,your a man not a mouse'
The beast didn't follow me Back to my house
No worries,no problems and nothing to fear
No killer rabbits or homicidal deer
Once more into the fray
God if you exist,protect me I pray
All was silent no noise no certain death
All I could hear was bird song and my breath
This ain't so bad I said to myself
No need to go commando,no need for stealth
Then just as I was feeling safe and sound
I heard a noise that made me turn round
A loud whistling sound that shocked me to the core
I couldn't believe it,couldn't believe what I saw
A sight more horrific than a killer frog
It was hairy Mary whistling to her dog! Aaarrgghhh!!!!!!
Massive Hairy Beast! • Opuss № I