27 May 2012
There's a guy down the road called merve the Perve
When women see him they dodge run and swerve
Wears tight leather trousers to strut his stuff
Got no self confidence survives on bluff
Tries it on with anybody in a skirt
Got confused with a Scotsman who's kilt was overt!
His words and ways with women are extreme
They don't like him at all but he still thinks he's their dream!
Merve The Perve • Opuss № I