24 November 2012
Joint poem with @sjw Sienna,writing alternating lines,guess who wrote which lines?
I stepped out of the darkness
(forgetting to pay the electric bill again!)
With a body designed to impress
(I thought she looked quite plain)
Lips the colour of a rich red wine
(Yeh damn wine don't half stain!)
Full and inviting with a hint of shine
(Swollen and greasy lips? Oh what a shame!)
My eyes smouldered with pure lust
(Sure it's not cataracts causing her pain?)
I smelt of exotic jasmine and musk
(And a hint of chip fat from her evening job!)
Licking my lips I called out his name
(She sounded just like Lee's mate Bob!)
My flirtatious manner was driving him insane
(Never known a girl with such a filthy gob!)
I knew being close to him could never be wrong
(Not too close, I think she maybe on the rob!)
But one bite to the neck and his life was gone!
(Panic over, it's a love bite! no need to sob...
She thinks she's all that! • Opuss № I