6 July 2012
My best friend just rang and gave me some news
At first he wouldn't say so I asked him for clues
'well you know that girl with the stubble I am seeing'
'I saw her in the toilet,standing up peeing!'
I said ' I really don't think that's what she was doing'
' maybe she was doing some forwards pooing!'
He said 'well is it ok to stay if I can?'
' I ran out her house screaming she's a man!'
Well that's what happens when you date girls that are lairy
Called simona,dave or hairy Mary!.
Strange Call • Opuss № I