11 December 2012
Terry the red nosed crook Had a very shifty look
And if you ever spoke to him You would think his tales were by Grimm!
All of the other street traders Used to laugh and call him names But he was one step ahead of them Selling merch for the 2016 Olympic Games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve The police popped by to say Terry with your illegal trades Would you grace our cells tonight?
Terry got off with just some stern words And Xmas day he's selling turkeys that look like blackbirds?!
Terry The Red Nosed Crook • Opuss № I